Close Call!

Ok, so I thought I should post more, here is a good one... I just witnessed a pretty big wreck downtown! Some drunk girl ran a red light, 30 ft. in front of me and a group of bikes! She rolled an SUV with four passengers!!!... Holly Fuck!... ya... I felt bad... I have this weird reflex... I checked the people involved and once I knew everyone was alive... and there lives were not immediately threatened I could not help but crack up... I was fascinated... thrilled, I was like ... "HOLLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT, BAMM!!! YOU FUCKED UP!!! 30 FEET IN FRONT OF ME, IF WE HAD LEFT FOUR SECONDS EARLIER YOU WOULD HAVE FUCKED US UP!... LIKE DEAD!!!!"... Stupid bitch, I attended to her, first thing she did was call some friend..."ya, I think I might need you to pick me up... like the airbag went off and everything".. Ya, like no shit you dumb fucking bitch I hope they lock you away where you get fucked every day!!!... ok, ill calm down, fair trial and yada yada...,. but whatever! I was waiting around to give a witness statement but there were so many people lined up to give a statement on the same thing that I saw that by the time they took there 10th statement and then walked by us, we said piece. Casey said it best... "the dude with the notepad just walked by us"... game over, bitch.